Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me and Other Trials from My Queer Life

What can you expect from a kid who packs his toys for the Second Coming, insults the woman whose life inspired "The Sound of Music," and fears that the host of "Romper Room" is out to get him? In the case of Michael Thomas Ford, you can expect a wild ride through a very strange life filled with one surprise after another. Sometimes irreverent, sometimes thought-provoking, always wickedly funny, Ford takes on everything from the horrors of shopping and the search for a gay gene to Martha Stweart dependency and Alec Baldwin's chest.