The Complete Book of Farts
The Complete Book of Farts
- Author: Alec Bromcie
- Publisher: Gift Item
- Edition: Reprint
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet!
flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion
Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding
Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting.
For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it).
Now, in a single volume, readers will discover:
- history's greatest farters;
- recipes for fantastic farts;
- farting etiquette;
- farting vocabulary for world travelers;
- funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips;
- true farting confessions;
- and much more!
No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
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